It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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