I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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