She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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