shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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