This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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