no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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