there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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