I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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