I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I booty called her while she was in labor.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You are a genius and a whore.
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