I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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