who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Pappa wants mamma naked
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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