is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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