all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
