so that wasnt chicken after all
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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