I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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