no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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