Non-Jews are for practice
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
So much Jack, so little girl.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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