How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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