I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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