who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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