The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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