thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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