No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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