He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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