He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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