But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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