so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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