R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
