dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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