It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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