Got a toothbrush?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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