what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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