Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize