I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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