i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
