Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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