She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she peed on how many people?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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