I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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