My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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