THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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