I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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