Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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