I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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