normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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