Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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