I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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