ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Still dying that you shit outside
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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