"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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