It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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