dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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