Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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